The How Much Are You Worth Test

Using a complex 4-dimensional system and matrix algebra, I will take your (hopefully honest) answers and formulate a precise number to a simple, if offensive question: How much would I be willing to pay for your sexual services. However, since I have some admittedly peculiar tastes, I will also present a value representing how much you're worth to the "average" person, and depending on what I'm allowed to do within this format, several other interesting statistics. Enjoy.