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the same girls that all my friends notice, that's normal right?
evrery chick who smiles at me, or makes eye contact with me, or even remotely looks my way.
The fat chick, because she has hot friends and if I'm nice to her, maybe I can get with her friends.
The girl at the bar laughing her ass off, but wait, she still has plenty of ass left....
who cares, she's a chick, and she digs me! woo hoo.
Like a moped, fun to ride but don't let your friends see you.
No thank you. It's not for me.
They are mysterious sexy creatures.
I need to bring her over and introduce her to the gang. My friend Josh would be totally into her because they will have a lot in common.
Quick let's walk the other way before my friends think I'm interested in a fat chick
Excellent, I can't wait for my cousin to meet them
Who cares about my friends, I hope that all the fat chicks around see me with a fat chick because it makes me more desirable to them
Suicide is painless, or maybe I could start playing for the other side?
I'll miss the thinner girls but there are still plenty of sexy women to date
Celebrate, it's like heaven on earth. Thank you Jesus.
I don't want to be lonely so I'd find the cutest one, and try not to think about the fat.
I'm sorry she's sick, but damn, she looks sexier than ever
I love her and I don't care what she looks like, I'm not going anywhere
It's not her fault, but I hope she loses this weight soon, because I'm just not turned on by her at all.
Sorry, man I can't handle that much fat, I'm out of here.
Looks don't matter, it's what's inside that counts
Looks do matter, I'm not attracted to fat, but I'd overlook anything, (fat, gap tooth, acne balding) if I thought she was my soulmate
Fat women are sexy as hell.
Why don't you get it? I DON'T LIKE fat chicks.
Absurd. Skinny women are great cuddlers.
I agree with this statement.
I don't want anything to do with bicycles or skinny women (in my bed that is)
Heck, I'd RATHER cuddle with a bicycle than with a fat chick
Yeah, I know it, I'm the luckiest man, that chick was HOT
Yeah, those beer goggles are something else.
Like my daddy always used to say "Any hole is goal" and at least I was getting some unlike you sorry lot.
I would be too repulsed by the experience to ever face my friends again
I date fat chicks all the time so yes, of course I would
Sure, if she had a pretty face and had other qualities that attracted me
No I wouldn't, but if she was cool, I'd love to be friends with her
What part of "I don't like fat chicks" was unclear???
Because she has an amazing personality
Because she is beautiful in every way, you have deep meaningful conversations, and yes, you can't wait to jump her bones.
Because fat girls are easy and I have trouble getting chicks
Um, I wouldn't
Personality/cute faces, but just as friends
um, big boobs I guess
Thunderous thighs, jiggly bellies, and all that junk in the trunk!
For the final time, I don't like fat chicks!!!
average to slim
average to athletic
My mom calls me "husky"
I'm a tub o'lard and I know it
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