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The how much does your profile irk me? Test

Written by What9Thousand

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  • Hello. This test will determine how much your profile annoys me (slightly) without my even reading it. Pretty cool, huh? This test is primarily tongue-in-cheek and meant to poke fun at some of the cliches and trends that I've noticed. If you get a high score on this test, please don't hate me, and please please don't change your profile because of it (not that I think you would). Since I almost exclusively read the profiles of women, this test will focus on those, but anyone can feel free to take it.

    And yes, I know my profile is annoying too, and may or may not exhibit some or all of the most obnoxious traits in all of creation. Don't message me to tell me about it, make your own test.

  • 1
    Does your user name end in '4u', '4you', 'foryou' or any similar sort of thing?

  • 2
    Food, water or air: Are any of them listed in things you can't live without?

  • 3
    Does your self-summary say that you're not good at talking about/summarizing yourself?

  • 4
    How many of the following do you use anywhere in your profile? ALL CAPS. Gratuitous punctuation!!!!!??? the word LOL.

  • 5
    Do you at any point describe yourself as 'down-to-earth'?

  • 6
    Do all of your pictures have your friends in them without any visual or verbal indication of which one you are?

  • 7
    Are you a spambot?

  • 8
    The first things people notice about you:

  • 9
    The most private thing you're willing to admit here. Is it anything like "Then it wouldn't be private" ?

  • 10
    Do you have questions you require potential messagers to answer before their message goes through?

  • 11
    Is your listed location more than 100 miles away from your actual location?

  • 12
    Do you ask or demand that people not woo you, but leave woos on anyway?

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