• The following questions have been designed to determine your suitability for a promising career as a henchman in the ranks of a large global crime syndicate.

     

    Note :If you are not comfortable wearing silver tinfoil suits, skiing down mountains with a machine gun or driving a golf buggy around a large concrete silo wearing a silly hat, then it's probably best that you return to the main menu. 

     

    This test, through a complicated set of algorithms that yield results remarkably similar to guessing, will tell us how suited you will be to a life of crime and taking orders from a deranged middle-aged man wearing pyjamas and holding a cat.  Or in otherwords, this is probably the most important and revealing exam you will take in your entire life, ever!