The How Nice Are Your Tits Test

It's funny, most girls are insecure about their boobs. They don't like the size or shape or something and are always trying to cover them up, then one day, that shy little girl you know pops them out and BAM! Perfect Tits! If she only knew that a nicely shaped, well nippled, firm set was all a person could ever want.

Even worse you'll hear a chick talk about how great her tits are just because they're big, you might be inclined to agree too when you see them all pushed up and in your face pokin' out of one of the lowcut blouses she always seems to wear. Then one day she pops off the underwire for you and drooooooooooooooop ... you can hardly tell where her tits stop and her knees start, not to mention the stretch marks and the general impression that they look like two flat tires.

So, ladies, you keep telling us that size isn't everything. We actually mean it. Sit down, pull up a chair, and tell us about your titts -- we listen, because we care.