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You only chew on the right or left side.
I shove handfuls in simultaniously and eat what occasionally over flows out of my mouth.
I separate the food evenly on both sides and chew fifty times no matter what...
Never thought that people thought about how to chew food...
I don't bite my nails. Do you know what germs live under there? I once looked at it under my microscope.
I try not to bite the other ones, but it's pretty hard. I have to shift my focus away from that finger at all times.
I chew it off--maybe I'll bite more, whatever. OR You just don't bite your nails at all.
If I bite one, all of them have to come off. I then proceed to leave whatever public place I am in and file them all down evenly.
A goodwill donation ben, organized, but still in piles.
A city that has just been nuked.
A rainbow. Everything is color coordinated, pants are over on the right, short sleeves are under the long sleeves, and shoes are in order according to the season in which they are worn. Want me to draw you a picture?
My work desk with papers everywhere, but with complete organization to the madness.
Bread is in the freezer, sauces to the right, dairy products to the left, veggies in a labeled drawer and all my meats are in the temperature balanced drawer.
I don't know--but I find it when I need it...eventually.
I know where everything is, but I couldn't draw you a picture of where everything is.
One time, I found a family of frozen mice surrounding a moldy piece of cheese...
I tip an even amount always regardless of the final total.
I like to make the total an even number, but sometimes my skill in math inhibits me from doing so.
I don't really tip and if I am feeling generous one day, I could care less about the final total.
I tip to make sure the charge is even--no matter what...even if it is only $.13. I then proceed to subtract it from my bank booklet.
I pump it up until it clicks, and am frequently honked at to be notified that I have either left my gas tank open, or that there is a pump and hose flapping around everywhere.
I don't pump my gas...unless I am wareing a glove. Do you know how dirty those pumps are?
I think it's fun when I land on an even number, but it's hit or miss. When it stops, I stop.
I keep topping off until the galon ends on .000 or the dollar amount is $.00. I don't care if it overflows. IT WILL END EVENLY.
Is always at 25, no more, no less, and everyone who drives with me knows that they are not allowed to touch the volume nob.
My stereo only works from time to time, after a good bang or two. When it works, I'm stoked. When it doesn't, I'm the kid that drives around with my headphones on.
I don't pay attention to that...
It usually stays around the same number, but my biggest pet peeve is when someone turns down the music when I'm in the middle of a singing solo!
I don't walk on sidewalks, the squares are too unevenly paved and it annoys me.
I avoid ALL cracks and place my foot in the middle of every square, while counting my steps. If I step on a crack, I immediately call my mother to see if she is okay.
I step on the cracks just to break my mother's back!
I never go back because when I leave the house, I leave in an ordered fashion before I leave, checking everything and in the same order.
Nah, it's not worth it--the house won't burn down in the amount of time I'll be gone.
I have before, but discovered either one or more of the above mentioned was indeed on/open/etc. My suspicion is usually right on.
Always. I have to leave my house and return three times to go through the same routine. I always account for this extra time when waking up in the morning.
I draw them crooked just to annoy those people who need them straight.
I prefer a ruler, but won't fret if I can't find one. I'll just use my folder or some straight edge.
I wing it baby...see if I get lucky. Did you know the faster you draw it...the straighter it is!
I use a ruler every time. If it isn't straight, I can't look at it.
Seperated, color coordinated, different color pen for every class, and wrote using a ruler so my handwriting was never outside of the lines.
One gigantic notebook, all subjects in one.
I didn't/don't take notes. Besides, I can't read my handwriting anyways..what's the point?
I use separate folders and one folder with subject dividers for all my subjects.
I've never even noticed when they are crooked or straight.
It annoys me somewhat, but I just try not to focus on it.
I try to change it myself, or I notify someone who can have it changed. If i can't find anyone, I will leave the room.
I prefer them to be crooked, more artistic that way.
I never really pay attention to grades. i just do my best at all times and whatever I get, I know I deserved it.
Straight A's, or nervous breakdown.
Eh...some C's, couple D's, and maybe a B every once and a while.
Academic probation since 1st grade--those dinosores all looked the same...and they are dead anyways, who cares?
It annoys, but I try not to care.
I don't notice that...
Wait...there is no such word as acrosst?
I plug my ears and repeat the correct pronunciation in my head twenty times.
You burn 500 kalories and have an order to every machine.
Gym? HA! I don't even know where one it.
I go hard until I feel that burning sensation, but rarely look at the electronic screen.
How can you go to a gym? I have to be outside. Who cares about all that calorie junk. I do what makes me feel good.
Don't tie my shoes...I velcro it baby.
Usually, the same method. It's second nature to me...don't think much about it.
Bunny ear on the left first, then bunny ear on the right. Then, I pull both with equal force, all under ten seconds.
I tuck them in...
Black with white, red with khaki, green with blue, and matching my shoes is a totally different method.
My friends call my CB, short for colorblind.
i match most of my clothing pretty well...
Jeans and blank T-shirts. I don't care.
I don't notice brake lights. I prefer to focus on my driving, thank you.
I become slightly annoyed. Why don't they just fix it or change their blinker battery!!??
I become extremely anxious and have to get away from the car..
Red tape is so much cheeper than going to some body shop!
I kick the lid down, kick the flusher, and run out of the stall covering my face with a mask before it finishes flushing. Automatic toilets were the worst invention ever. Germs spread SIX feet when you flush a toilet with the lid up.
Germs spread six feet? Gross! I'm never flushing with the lid up again.
Umm...I pull the lever...
I always forget to flush the toylet...
Before I eat.
After I use the bathroom.
All of the above and I usually have really dry handz.
I heard pee was really good for you skin...?
I don't care if the flap is on the top or bottom, but I hate when there isn't a pulling gajet. I also fold the wad...
I crumble and don't ever notice where the flap is...
Why use toilet paper when your hand works perfectly fine?
I prefer the flap to be on top...and I will pull an even amount of squares and then proceed to fold it according to the width of the sqaure.
Recycling paper, bottles, glass bottles, milk cartons, and paper all in separate bins. Oh...and they are all in alphabetical order.
Same bin...too lazy to separate.
I throw it all in the same bin. People get paid to sort it anyways. Besides, I don't have time to sort, the bags are too piled up everywhere.
I try to separate recycling, but the rest of the trash is in one bin.
SPOTLESS inside and out. I wash and wax it every Wednesday and I even built a weather proof garage that I'm trying to get a patent on right now...
$.25 vacuum and $2 washes at the gas station when I can't see out of my windows anymore.
One time, I found an old bag lunch under my seat. The veggies were all compost liquid, the sandwich was completely molded, but the chips still tasted good.
Eh, I try to keep it clean. I'll wash it thoroughly at least every two weeks.
YES! I almost couldn't finish it! You misspelled 21 words. I made a list of them...simultaniously ben refriggerator kard wareing galon nob sidewak candel seperated skool dinosores gim kalories stile cheeper focuss toylet handz papper and gajets
I noticed, but figured you weren't the smartest person...
I didn't notice that many!
That isn't how you spell refriggerator...?
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