The How Polish are you? Test

[DISCLAIMER] OK kids, nationalism's not cool but there's nothing wrong with some good-natured pride in yr ancestors! [/DISCLAIMER]
First of all, if you still think Poland's a small ice-sheet somewhere near Russia, now's probably a good time to start looking at maps of the world, or if yr British, maybe talk to one of your million new neighbours? Anyway, enough emnity, let's see whether you know Zywiec from Zubrówka, or your Mickiewicz from your Makowiec!
Acknowledgements: Unreserved dzieki's go to just-m and agnieszkaa for their help on the Polish spelling and grammar; cheers, people!