• We all know Scottish people are cool, and many people claim to be Scottish. Now you have a way to prove it to your friends. Show them JUST HOW SCOTTISH YOU REALLY ARE! <<>> Ok, I am really getting tired of people writing me to bitch me out about this test. It is not meant to be taken seriously. It is not meant to be a comprehensive overview of scottish culture. It is a joke that is meant to be mildly amusing at best. So please, if you are scottish (I am), DO NOT expect cultural or historical accuracy here!