• This is the ultimate test of your manhood. You call yourself straight, and I believe you. For all practical purposes, you are probably a heterosexual. But what does it mean to be straight? Are you sure you are? Lets find out. This will test your masculinity, your sexuality, and your open-mindedness. These questions have been designed specifically for straight men, but the only way to get an accurate reading is to answer each question honestly. So, sit back, relax, grab a beer, lock the door behind you, and let the honesty flow freely.