The How Would Chuck Norris Kill You Test

Ok, so this test is finally picking up a bit. Thanks for digging it out of that 1/5 spot. Some of you can appreciate completely nonsensical tests.

There are infinite ways Chuck Norris could kill you if you were to cross his path. He would know because he counted to infinity... twice. I'm sorry to say each of these deaths are extremely painful, but it would be best if you knew your fate beforehand so there's no suprises when he, for example, round-house kicks your ass. Let's begin.