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Written by dru_strange
Welcome to my Human Categorization for my Own Nefarious Purposes test. I'll be using advanced logic, esoteric knowledge, and this bag of magic acorns to determine your true nature.
So please do us both a favor and abadon this endeavor immediately.
Have a nice day.
Long enough to tie a shoelac... Hey, let’s go play frisbee!
If you’d put on a very small and shiny outfit and wiggle, that would help me focus.
I’m a Renaissance Person. With all our Renaissancey multitasking, we Renaissancey-types don’t have time for all that OCD-headed behavior, except when making mead.
Can I get back to you in a while? I have this butterfly and this cubic mile of granite and this jellyfish design involving bjoats[tm http://people.tribe.net/verbamour] that light up underwater...
Creamed tuna: a can of tuna cooked in a cup of milk, ladled delicately over a slice of Wonder bread
Fruit: stolen under cloak of night from the orchard of the oligarchy.
Sweetbreads: Sheep brains, lightly battered and fried, gently dusted with organic, sustainably-harvested sea salt with hardly any mercury in it at all
Hog jowls: fried up in perfectly aged, poured-off bacon grease that received a score of 8.7 or higher in Pork Spectator magazine.
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