• Hi! And welcome to my Hydrophilic Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge (har har!) to determine how hydrophilic you are - that is, how much you like water. Or maybe detest it - in which case you would be hydrophobic, of course.

    This test is not about hydrogen dioxide or chemical reactions, however. It just measures the affinity between you (or your body) and an unspecified amount of that ubiquitous liquid commonly called "water".

    [2005-10-06: The scoring system was too biased. Results have been deleted. Please take the test again if you care.]