• There are those who have said that you must live in New York for seven years before you can call yourself a New Yorker. There are those who say five, and those who say an even ten.
    Don't be fooled. If you cheat, you can ace this test, but you are still a tourist.
    Fucking tourists.

    Note: As a native New Yorker, I can say that I know what I'm talking about.