• Look here folks, I'm sick and tired of people pretending to be hicks and acting like "Rednecks" when they really aren't. There's certain qualities one must possess to be a TRUE hick/redneck, and listening to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour isn't gonna make you pass! Sure, it's entertaining as hell and they hit on some of the classic stereotypes, but there's a big difference between learning about hicks and being one. Okay, no one reads these so: ON WITH THE QUIZ!