So statistics show that a majority of people on this swifty turning, over-sized speck of dirt have enhanced our lives and liveliness by inviting heretofore wild, unpredictable furry (and sometimes scaly) objects with pulses into our homes. These little pseudo-children help us decide whether or not we would strangle our own young if we chose to have them and, for some people, help to keep said young entertained to avoid the necessity of a strangling.
But have you ever wondered what type of pet you would be? Would you be a fluffy kitten, or a testy tarantula? Maybe a neurotic spider monkey? Maybe you should just take the test and find out.
Have fun! Remember, you are human, so the results of this test don't mean squat.