• This test is designed to find out if you are a plank of wood. Maybe you feel like you are, or would like to be a plank of wood. Maybe you are Kevin Costner or Clive Owen, and you've gone into acting, despite being a plank of wood. Or maybe you are actually a plank of wood, in which case, congratulations for using you innnate mesmeric powers to get a mammal with keyboard skills to fill out this test for you. Perhaps you are a curious kitten, walking on some geek's computer, and this is simply the random collision of highly unlikely events. Regardless, this IS the test for you. Please continue.