• Wotcha. Welcome to my Inevitable Compatibility Test, which is intended for women who like men who like women who like etc. I'll be using impertinent questions to determine how closely you meet my ridiculous standards, and how well I meet yours. The test measures three variables: Looks (how likely we are to find each other physically attractive), Personality (which I've limited to tastes, beliefs etc. we might have in common, as I think that temperament, sense of humour and the like can only be assessed by two people actually talking to each other) and finally Practicality (how likely it is that we might be able to act on the other stuff in the non-virtual world). Please bear in mind that compatibility is, by definition, a two-way street. If you score low on Looks it doesn't necessarily mean that you're a munter - it may have more to do with your unaccountable preference for men who don't look like me. Besides, I'm sure you have a great personality. Even if you scored low on that as well...