• Welcome to my Intractable Calamity Test. As you are no doubt aware, your entire being can be expressed in terms of what type of unmitigated disaster it most closely resembles. Today we shall explore the devastating horror that you comprise.

    UPDATE: An OKC bug has screwed up the scoring and categories as well as losing some of my witty remarks. I can no longer guarantee accurate results on this test. So if the test tells you that you are a hotel fire and you know that you are really an iceberg collision, don't blame me.