• During my lifetime, I have encountered a fairly wide range of people. Tall ones. Short ones. Even squishy ones. But by far the most teeth-grinding, I-hope-they-rot-in-eternal-Hades ones would have to be the people I simply call "Jackasses." These are people who defy all logic and decency. I'm not talking about guys who strip naked and let baby crocodiles bite their tallywhacker. Those guys are funny. No, I'm talking about the ignorant, the self-important, the oblivious. I admit that I'm a little touchy sometimes, and maybe I've judged some of these people incorrectly. I believe I need an objective opinion, which is why I created this test. I will describe a series of encounters I had with people that appeared to be Jackasses and all you have to do is tell me if you agree or not. With your help, I can maybe put some of these people behind me and move on with my life.