• Grab your life by the horns! I bet you didn't even know your life had horns! Well, it does! And exclamation points! Exclamation points and horns! So, grab your exclamation-pointy life by the horns and find out what job you are best suited for! Or even better, the job for which you are best suited!


  • Choose the answer that is closest to describing you:
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    In school, you...

  • 2
    An acquaintance you know through a friend, but not well enough to call your own friend, calls you in the middle of the night. They've been in a car accident. They aren't hurt, but their car is totaled and they need a ride home. You...

  • 3
    You're playing a video game with your roommate and he's, quite frankly, pummeling the living crap out of you. You...

  • 4
    Your friend is having a garage sale and asks everyone who owes her a favor to pitch in and help. You are one of these people. She decides to let people pick what job to do. You choose...

  • 5
    Your mom asks you come over and help her out with her computer. When a job that you thought would take 15 minutes starts to stretch to the 2 hour mark, you...

  • 6
    At a bar, you overhear a group of people discussing politics. One person in particular is getting heated over an issue you care deeply about, and they disagree with you. You...

  • 7
    You have been put in charge of organizing this year's family reunion. When choosing the date, you...

  • 8
    One of your co-workers is sort of a loser. 40, never married, socially awkward. Everybody at work, while not being outright abusive, teases and pokes fun at him, both behind his back and to his face. You...

  • 9
    You're trying to turn left onto a busy street from a side street with no light. The cars are piling up behind you, and you've been sitting, waiting for an opening for the last 5 minutes. You...

  • 10
    Your significant other asks you to put together a grocery list while they're at work. You...