The Joy of Living Test

I will kiss someone nice, lick a rock, or both.

My children are grown and I've never made my wife moan

the most fantastic, sweet, significant sharing of love and affection between two human beings; it's natural :)

something i can't talk about because people won't understand. I'm afraid to love other people.

Then I'll have 15 cars and a living room I can play baseball in and everyone will looooove me and I will be soooo famous and loveable and the best part is I Won't Need Anyone because I'll have Everything.

Ew... fame? So, like, people would walk down the street and flog me with cameras? No thanks.

pee their pants!!! pay no expense for the sake of laughing.

gross.

the garden!!! I love to be alive so much it hurts. When i got outside, i feel this rush of fresh air that means everything is okay, my muscles de-tensify, and i feel complete, perfect and whole. I feel this way about a variety of things and I let myself feel this way on a regular basis.

drugs. I use them to break down my barriers (psychology reference) so that I can feel at one with the world. however, as this sentiment is fleeting, I have to drug up again and again to continue feeling this way and I often feel worse after my high than before. i don't believe there are healthier, more intense highs that are within my reach.

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At the movies, while watching a sunset with my best friend, when laughing so hard milk comes out my nose, when someone sprays tear gas at my face. Hey, tears are natural! It's about embracing emotion, bro.

Never. I can't cry because then people will see who I really am, and by keeping a barrier between myself and the world, I'm protecting myself.

in the sea, living, breathing, making shrimpy babies!! i find shrimp with a side of sauce heart-breaking!

on the grill, sizzling up in the sultry summer air, with just a hint of lime. Ahh, summer.

Like totally man! I enjoy the finer things in life, with glee. But at the same time I realize that I gotta develop this interior stuff, like meanings and things.

Right, and I certainly don't have enough now. only when I have this, and this, and this will I be happy.