• These questions are ruthlessly stolen from Chuck Klosterman's Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto and from a blog I found through Metafilter entitled Don't Cross The Streams (thanks, person who I do not know who probably will never realize I've cribbed from, for making my test creation easier; I'll buy you a round or something should we ever cross paths). The only thing tested here is how closely you and I would answer the same questions, and truly that's nothing to get too excited about. It's really just designed to make you think a bit. I have provided a few answers for some of the more open-ended questions, but don't let that limit you when thinking about them for yourself. These are not your typical getting-to-know-you questions by any means. Ready?