• If you're like me, then you probably often have the urge to mercilessly beat on inanimate objects for hours at a time. But are you worthy of calling yourself a true percussion connoisseur, or are you merely a poseur? Do you really know the difference between a xylophone and a xylorimba, or do you think a drumstick is a piece of poultry? Test your mettle, and prove me wrong! All you need to do is identify the instruments in the following pictures: