The Labyrinth of You Test

Welcome seekers of the warped visage! I have called apon you to help me, you are my only hope (the old dude with the lightsabre failed me)! The Evil Lord Zarquon has trapped me in his dungeon, I cannot get out, I can only communicate through the Internet. Lord Zarquon is a clever man, he likes games and puzzles, he will force you to endure strange quests, horrible puns and random horrors. If you navigate through his labyrinth and survive, all you will need to do to rescue me is to kiss me and unbolt the celldoor. Once I am out and free of the dungeon, I can teleport us to safety. But there is more than one way out of the labyrinth, and not all ways lead to my rescue. Some may leave you trapped with me, while others will lead you down the dark road to becoming one of Lord Zarquon's evil servants. Hurry, before it's too late!