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to see if ants can be trained to fix engines in space
to see if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space
to see if ants can be trained to make watches in space
for spare food
Leader-bean
Crisitunity
Assbutt
Jerkass
the stock market crash
"keep on trucking"
the moon landing
"king tobacco"
Reverend Lovejoy
Rainier Wolfcastle
Krusty the Clown
Kent Brockman
Dodgeball
Basketball
Volleyball
Kickball
President Dwight Eisenhower and Mr. Gas Can
Mr. Gas Can and President Harry S Truman
Mr. Wrench and Mr Gas Can
Mr Gas Can and Dr. Lighter
Sonic Youth
Smashing Pumpkins
Nine Inch Nails
Cypress Hill
the announcement of the Be-Sharps playing on the church sign
Santa's Little Helper burying the robot homer head in the backyard
them winning a grammy during the band's unity
all of the above could not have- but thanks to the wonders of animation did- occur
that Merv Griffin Special last year
Moes
the Grammies
that Dame Edna Special last year
Troy McClure's Obsession for Fish
Smellin' of Troy
You might remember me from...
The Planet of the Apes: the Scent
Meat and You: Partners in Freedom
Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What
Jury Duty
Pami Jungalo
Lazlo Paniflax
Horatio Hufnagel
Dolores Montenegro
that bob hadn't killed them
that he didn't have to do anything
if Bob had fed them, cause he ate their dinners
if they remembered to get the ice cream from dairy queen
Mamie
Jacqueline
Barbara
Rosalynn
magical gift man, he lives on the moon
magical gift man, but he doesn't live on the moon
Santa....
Super Happy Fun Time Gift Man
an english-klingon dictionary, they already know the tongue
a medium sized set of klingon ears
a medium sized utility belt
a woman
Prince of Tides
Lost in Space
Star Wars
Mermaids
it was talking
it had a puffy tail
it was chewing on itself
wow, brown
Yale
Harvard
Springfield A + M
Bovine University
a pitcher of jack daniels, mixed with brine and poured into her beret
a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat
vodka, mixed with sugar and lit on fire
coffee
Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun!
Nuclear Energy: Our Misunderstood Friend
Locker Room Tower Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll
Tomorrow: Closed for No Apparent Reason
Tomorrow: Closed for Medfly Spraying
Tomorrow: Closed for Fumigation
Tomorrow: Closed to Fix Gas Leak
it was a lesbian bar
it had no fire exit
it didn't serve duff
he was asked to leave
because homer endangered lives
because homer got drunk
because marge's father is a stewardess
because for some strangely unexplained reason, homer is a pilot
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