• I'm quite impressionable and quite bored and I decided to make a test that people can take to find out whether I would like to kiss you or not. It won't be accurate, I'm afraid. Whether I would like to kiss you or not depends on a large number of highly complex variables, like what day of the week it is. But it might give us something to talk about...

    The test can also determine whether we would be good friends. Truly, technology is capable of anything these days. The advantage of this strand of the test is that you don't have to say that you're a pretty girl and you'll still do okay.

    Luckily for those of you with short attention spans, this is the longest part of my test by far.