• Hi! And welcome to my Linda Lovelace Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. The lovely and late Linda could swallow almost any thing, not to mention anybody. This test is to determine, just how much you can and do swallow. We are an equal-opportunity offender so all genders are welcome to test their political correctness, gullibility and grasp of reality. If any or all of it offends you, please tell your friends. Good luck.