The Little Girls Who Can Totally Fuck Your Shit Up Test

  • Most little girls just want to have My Little Pony parties, or tea parties, or some sort of parties involving cuteness and rainbows. However, there do exist on rare occasions little girls who would rather kill you just to watch you die, regardless of whether or not you are in Reno at the time. Or sometimes there are little girls who don’t necessarily want to kill you, it’s just that they CAN kill you, and they are so very good at it. They aren't evil, they're just bad asses and they can't help it.

    Regardless of the reasons behind it, every once in awhile you will come across a little girl who can totally fuck your shit up. And I know what you are thinking right now. You are thinking, "If I had a fictional corollary who was a little girl that can fuck people's shit up, which one would I be?"

    Well, you don't have to think about that anymore. Because this test is about to give you an answer.

    Aw yeah.

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