• Welcome to my Man to Man Schlong Song Test. *FOR "MATURE" MALE AUDIENCES ONLY.

    I'll ask you seventeen questions, and from these questions I will give you a score and help you decide which size flute you like to play on/with.

    After you are done taking this, please consider clicking on my OkCupid handle at the bottom left and message me as to whether you think it is accurate or not and in which way it might be need to be corrected.

    *The Yard Dick is a product available online in a variety of online stores.

    **If you are offended by the real examples, please inform me and I will replace them with inanimate objects/likenesses.

    ***If you are under 18 or not male or not gay or bisexual, then realize this test is written for the men to men compatibility section.