• This is my personal, mostly unreliable, matching test. It is very likely to offend you. This is my way of weeding out those with a worthless sense of humor, the politically correct, and pickled douchebags. Just keep in mind, there are no wrong answers, only wrong people. So, if we don't match well, it only means you suck as a person, have terrible ideas, no personality, and will die naked cold and alone.  With that said ...

    Enjoy!

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    What's your age range?

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    And you prefer ...

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    Are you a Rabbi?

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    Are you a Jewish woman who thinks foreskins are mashugana, chaloshes, or chumitz?

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    I'm just about 5'7". Relative to me you are ...

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    Let's talk sex. You are ...

     

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    Be honest now. Condoms ...

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    Philosophy ...

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    How important is money/wealth to you?

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    Do you have a spiritual side? 

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    Which fantasy is hottest ...

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    Which is closer to your communication style ...

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    Are you shy or socially akward?

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    Do you consider yourself an "Intellectual?"

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    Are you cut or uncut?

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    I'm no size queen, but which comes closest to describing your junk ...

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    What's most important to you in a potential boyfriend?

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    Similarly ...

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    What's more appealing ...

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    Were do we first meet up?

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    And what do we talk about?

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    History ...