This Mensa Quiz was in the local paper. It is a lil' teaser to lure new people to their organization, kind of like the Scientology "Personality Test" (as seen on South Park).
Since this site is unable to process fill-in-the-blank-questions, taking this test will require more honesty than the average okcupid test.
I am willing to trust you as much as you are willing to trust yourself.
A caveat: success on this Mensa Quiz does not qualify anyone to claim genius, pay yearly dues, or participate in their drunken orgies. You have to pass the real Mensa Test for those privileges.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin...