• "Nothin' on top but a bucket and a mop and an aligator sniffin his turds!", you scream above your friends. The music stops. Everyone turns to you, looking with blank stares ((pretend that's new)). Your best friend corrects you that it's "And a himilayan baseball shirt". Your sister who is over for a visit grimaces and reports that it is actually "and a migratory buffalo herd!". Mom calls on the phone, and hears your best friend and sister arguing in the background. She offers her tidbit "and an illustrated book about birds". You look it up on yahoo. HOW CAN SHE BE RIGHT? Hiding your face in shame, you stay home for months searching the webberverse, until you come upon this test, which you are sure is bound to make you feel better.