Hi! And welcome to The Modern Cumare (Mistress) Test v2.0 for Women.
NOTE: I had to change the test (add questions, restate some answers) and tweak the scoring in an effort to attempt to achieve more accurate results. If you took this test previously, you may want to retake...
In this test we'll be determining if you have the makings of a MODERN day Cumare. Cumare is Italian for "Mistress". This is a traditional Mistress, typically the "Girlfriend" of a wealthy married Italian man. Just watch an episode of the "Sopranos", and you'll get the idea.
But here, we're looking at its Modern implications. Because, while I definitely like the idea of a "Cumare" girlfriend, I don't need or have any desire for a lot of the "macho" male bullshit that goes along with the traditional Italian-American "Wise-Guy" definition of the word.
So this means that The Modern Cumare test is really about Friends (Friends With Benefits, FWB), within the framework of my own particular tastes, needs, and desires. Your score will be based upon four variables: Libido, Attractiveness, Agressiveness, and Morals. While I've broken the test out with questions in each of these four categories, I've also tracked the variables when a particular question might be applicable across the them. So keep that in mind as you answer.
Ideally, there will be some here whose inclinations intersect my own.
If you score well...PLEASE contact me at:
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Oh, and please don't forget to rate this test. If you liked it, I'd love to hear from you. Actually, I'd like to hear from you with just about any feedback, suggestions for improvement, etc.
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