• Mormons sure are a kooky bunch, aren't they? The Utah ones don't drink or do anything fun, and if they watch a damn porno, they keep it a closely guarded secret, the way a normal person would keep a dead body in their basement secret. But that doesn't mean they aren't nice. They're so nice it's scary. Could YOU be a mormon? And if you were, what kind of mormon would you be? Would you move to Utah? Or would you make it your duty to get exed? Only one way to find out.