• If there is one universal truth commonly acknowledged in the western world, it is this: A man with a moustache is utterly irresistible, like a Greek God sent from Mount Olympus whose only purpose is to dispense infinite rays of sexiness to the common man. But let’s not kid ourselves, even a woman with a moustache can effortlessly attract the opposite sex with a simple twirl of her upper lip and a “come hither” stare. The Moustache Master test will assess your attraction to this timeless fashion accessory. You will be analyzed by your attraction, spiritual affinity, and ability to grow moustaches. If you find it too tasking and need to take a break half way through, we will understand.