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When the mood is right and we're both feeling horny.
Whenever I want it.
More than once a day. Whenever and wherever possible.
Eh...once in awhile? Sometimes it's just not worth the effort, you know?
X-Men type powers: I want to walk through walls and control the weather.
Unquestioned political power. Whether I use it for good or bad will depend on my mood.
Lifelong happiness for me and everyone I love.
Intelligence beyond belief, the ablilty to cure diseases and discover new things.
Something classic, like James or Sara.
I'd keep it the way it is.
Something foreign sounding, like Jacques or Emile.
Something famously recognizable, like Jimi or Stevi.
Go to a concert, and afterwards a crazy party.
Curl up on the couch together and watch CSI.
Dinner and a movie.
Have as much sex as humanly possible in one night.
The stand-up bass. It's swanky and classy, with a sexy sound.
The electric guitar. It's loud and impressive, if you know how to play it.
Something quirky that people wouldn't normally play, like the didgeridoo.
No instrument, I'd rather be able to sing perfecty.
Psychologist, social worker or teacher: something that lets me work with people and help them one-on-one.
An actor, rocker or politician: something that lets me get my name out there, so people recognize my face.
A director, writer or artist: something that lets me create things and be different than others.
Nothing: I never had a specific dream job, or I never wanted to grow up.
A hot, young flash-in-the-pan type. (Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton, for instance.)
A beautiful, experienced character with staying power. (Like George Clooney or Demi Moore.)
Someone who used to be big, and everyone had a crush on them. (Zack from Saved by the Bell or Kimberly from the Power Rangers.)
Someone smart and great, but not as well known. (Jarod Leto or Shannon Sossaman.)
Somewhere tropical, where I can lie on a beach sipping ice-cold daquiris for a week.
Somewhere exciting that I'd never be able to afford, like an African Safari or mountain climbing in Tibet.
Someplace crazy, like Tijuana, where there's always a party going on.
Something with distinct character, like Nashville, TN.
"Baby, you look like you need a massage."
"Shit, I had a bad day too. Let's go out and get drunk tonight."
"So how about we...work off... a little of that frustration, hm?"
"You want to forget your problems? Have one of these brownies I just made."
The kitchen counter...while chopping up vegetables for dinner.
The backseat of a car...that belonged to someone else.
A public, but deserted place, like the kiddie slide on a Sunday morning.
A busy public place, like behind the alter on a Sunday morning.
The Polyamorous Test
coolkb55 / m / Straight
The Rock and Roll Test
WackyRick23 / m / Straight
The Dirty Mind Test
NetBeansAndJava29 / m / Straight
The Sex IQ Test
EarthCare40 / m / Straight
The Are You A STONER Test
OmegaEmbersIV29 / f / Bisexual
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