"Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom" and "Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world" are both excellent quotes which I feel are mostly true from one Arthur Schopenhauer, who was highly influential on Friedrich Nietzsche, my favorite philosopher of all time. How does this relate to me or this test? Philosophy, especially existential philosophy, is one of my many passions, and very important to my life. This test, as a measure of compatibility with my eccentricies and overall personality, will cover such topics as philosophy, religion, cooking, and music. So, prepare yourself for a journey into my own twisted mind. Honestly, I don't think even I could score 100% on this thing. So, just have fun, and feel free to tell me if you think I'm weird or interesting by the end of it all.