• Napoleon Dynamite is a dork. He is not a nerd, he is not a geek. The real question you have to ask yourself, however, is: what are you? Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Yes, friends, there is a difference, and this test will ultimately, finally and conclusively answer that question in the eyes of God and man.

    Along the way, you'll learn for yourself what the differences are between these oft misunderstood and confused categories--that's right, this test has a social mission--and, I hope, grow a little bit on the inside.

    Onwards!