The Nondual Test

Most people are trapped within a binary paradigm. Or at least, they pretend to be to escape from the shadow government spies sent to expunge nondual thinking from the world. Or, y'know, they just don't care. This test will use whatever code okcupid has cooked up in combination with the awesome power of alethonomic analysis in order to determine whether your thinking is dualist or not. In case you're wondering, there is more than one variable, to allow for better axial juxtaposition. The three major categories I'll be looking at are 'dualism', 'quaternarism', and 'nondualism'. Is everything black or white? Do we need a second axis because we left out a variable? Should I bring a pear with me for lunch? These sorts of profound questions must be accounted for, after all. So by all means, take the test. Also, the best way to take this test would most likely be 'fast'.