Welcome to the first test designed to prove to the world in clearly defined terms, that you are NOT PERVERTED.
The only question is, how NOT PERVERTED are you?
The test is modeled after the hit 70's game show, Match Game. You will be assuming the role of a guest star, and the answers you provide to the questions posed by host Gene Rayburn will be used to calculate your NOT PERVERTED percentage.
Regardless of your score, you will be going home with a tub of Aspercreme, a case of Rice-A-Roni, and a year's supply of HeadOn.
You can't afford not to take this test! Let's begin!