• While swimming through the great sea that is OkCupid, one is presented with a cornucopia of opportunities to take tests that measure all kinds of different elements of one's personality, sex life, and intelligence. Unfortunately, it often happens that these tests are rather poorly written: littered with spelling and grammatical errors; stuffed with yes/no questions when so much of the world exists in a gray area; frustrating and not at all witty. I know I'm getting myself into trouble, but I'd like to present you with a test that will determine whether *you* are equipped to write an OkCupid test of your own. Hopefully, the results will make you think twice before deciding to take this kind of risky adventure in cyberspace. Good luck!