• New Note: This test is posted under a category of male author seeking female. I know this isn't rocket science but Heads UP!! I'm a male author looking for a very particular type of female. I have very particular exquisite preferences. This is a test to assist me in finding precisely what I prefer. I am somewhat perplexed as to why straight men are taking this test. Oh well; more smart ladies for me. :) Hi! And welcome to my contribution to the OkCupid courtship testing nonsense... This test is parody-named after a pink-floyd song. Hence, I have named it: the "OOooo, I need a Nerdy Woman" Test. I'll be using advanced dymaxion logic, duct tape, string and pleasure-drugged lab animals to determine your true nature.