• Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my first OKCupid test. I hope you enjoy it. And if you don't, hey, you clicked on it. That's your problem. Anyway, this test is all about the godfather of heavy metal himself, Ozzy Osbourne. It mainly focuses on his musical career, so if your only exposure to Ozzy has been hearing him scream "SHAROOOOOOOOOON!" between various *BLEEPS* from MTV's censors, this may not be for you. But you're welcome to take it anyway. If you should find any mistakes in the test, or if you have some ideas (GOOD ideas, mind you) for more questions to add to the test, please let me know. All aboard!