• Hi! I am a starving intellectual writer type and I can afford to be because I am living on the world's largest natural deposit of the rare element unobtainium and if it doesn't kill me it's going to make me filthy rich. I'm pretty happy being poor so I need to lavish all this cash on someone so I'm looking for the perfectly engineered female. If I don't find her here I will just have NASA design one for me, but here is your chance to become a trophy wife...or just have a little fun. So put your heart, mind and body to the test.

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