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  • Hi! And welcome to my Pessimist? or Optomist? Test. This extra fancy test (=P) will tell whether you are an optimist or pessimist. In case you didn't know, a pessimist always looks on the downside of things, while an optomist always looks onthe bright side. Don't think that this one of those damn 70 question tests. I happen to have a condition that prohibits that kind of activity. It's called a short attention span! Dipwad. . . NOTE: THE RESULTS OF THIS TEST WILL BE CRUEL, AND HARSH. DO NOT (!) TAKE THE ADVICE IT GIVES YOU. THANK YOU, AND REMEMBER, DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!