Okay then! Welcome to the test of tests. The smattering of questions that will put you under the microscope, behind the eight ball, inside the actor's studio and, tragically, also inside my head (watch out for all the prepositional phrases).
Formerly called the Indiana Jones of Love Test, this little quiz assumes that how you act in a meat-market-type pickup bar is a window into your true soul. So how you go about picking someone up (say, for example, me) will let us know exactly what you're like as a person.
So basically, this is gonna be a step by step challenge to see if you can fight your way through the perils of the Temple of Dating and win my love. Or just get in my pants. Sound like fun? Yeah, not to me either. But I'm going to write it just the same.
So grab your small asian boy, your large bearded Egyptian man and a monkey, and climb into the mine cart, and let's get started!