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  • Are you a Pirate Who Doesn't Do Anything? Do you stay at home and lie around? Are you a silly computer animated vegetable with no hands who likes to sing silly songs? Well, this quiz won't tell you anything useful, but it's pretty silly anyways. Have fun!