• Money. Dough. Dinero. You might like it, you might hate it, but at some point you've probably had a use for it. And also, there's a possiblity that you've not had enough of it.

    I'm not just talking having to wait a week to buy a sweater. I'm talking looking at a homeless guy's wardrobe and realising it's a step up the evolutionary ladder compared to what you're wearing. I'm talking about bumming a quarter to get a .50 hamburger. I'm talking scraping up change from the couch, the penny jar and then going outside. I'm talking being flat-ass broke.

    So the question is: What's your poverty purity?

    Take the test and find out.