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Potentially Unknown Artiste
Prince Under the Armor
Picky Ugly Asshole
Pick Up Artist
You telegraphed too much intent.
You didn't reach a Social Hook point.
You seemed like a threat.
All of the above.
Refuse to-- you are not her free-alcohol source.
Make her dance with you/kiss you first.
Buy her a drink, then ask her to write her number on a napkin.
Laugh in her face and call her a bitch-- you're not gonna be her lackey.
ASD and Bitch Shields
Begins the moment you meet a girl.
Should be used sparingly.
Escalates a woman's desire.
Happens best before sex.
Analytical Focused Champion
Always Fixated Cornerstone
Average Frustrated Chump
Angry Flailing Chick
Take out a notebook and pen and hand it to her as you keep talking.
Hand her a pen and have it written on your arm, then roll your sleeve over it.
Give her your phone and have her put it in.
Ask a a girl for her consent, then get the number from her friends.
Get the girl drunk.
Build enough comfort to avoid it in the first place.
Start right off with seduction.
Have your friend introduce you to the girl.
The C.O.G.I.A.T.I. (transgender) Test
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The Religion Founder You Resemble Test
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The Non-Fluffy Personality Test
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The "What Type of Intellectual are You?" Test
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The Four Elements Test
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