Hi! And welcome to my Questions OK Cupid Rejected Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS.
So, I hope the "TODO: REWRITE THIS" stays put. It's hilarity. Though from what I've seen, it might not, so I shall write under it. Underwrite it? Nah, different things.
This quiz is a really random thing in which I will confuse you with "wtf" pointless questions only to bring you back to earth witht hings involving how much we have in common.
As I'm not realyl looking for my soul mate, it's less of a "I'm desperate and need a date." quiz and more of a "Hey, ok cupid sucks at their match thing, so I will see myself whether we would be good friends!"
All of these questions, yes all 5 despite some users rambling on for 50 questions about useless shit, were "honorably dismissed" from OK Cupid's question database after I submitted them.